Just missed your bus,
Kick up a fuss if you must but trust,
It won’t lust after you,
Like you want it to.
Dust blown up behind, I can smell its distant fumes.
Choose another route,
Here’s a clue for you brother.
Discover the other undercover travel lover,
And pay for a cab with him,
Need I explain again?
Plus you’ll dodge all the rain so that look you’ll manage to maintain.
Then again that costs a lot of money sonny jim,
And I’m not being funny, I wouldn’t wanna share a cab with him!
You’re in….luck…here’s another bus.
I told you it wasn’t worth all of that fuss…
